If I were a rich man

With a million or two

I'd live in a penthouse

In a room, with a view

And if I were handsome

(No way)

It could happen

Those dreams [bad word] [bad word] 

I wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have you

Wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have

Wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have

Wouldn't have nothin'

Can I tell you something?

For years I have envied

(You green with it)

Your grace and your charm

Everyone loves you, you know?

(Yes I know, I know, I know)

I must admit it

Big guy

You [bad word] through

I wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have you

You and me together

That's how it

Always should be

One without the other

Don't mean nothing to me

Nothing to me

Ya

I wouldn't be nothin'

(Aw now)

If I didn't have you

To serve

I'm just

punky little eyeball

And a funky optic nerve

Hey I never told you this

Sometimes

I get a little blue

(Looks good on you)

But I wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have you

Let's dance (haha)

Look Ma

I'm dancin'

Would you let me lead?

Look at

That it' two big guys

Who're light on their feet

Don't you dare dip me

Don't you dare dip me

Don't you dare dip me

Ow I should have stretched

Yes I wouldn't be nothin

If I didn't have you

(I know what you mean

Sulley because)

I wouldn't know

Where to go

(Me too because I)

Or know, what to do

(Why do you keep

Singin' my part)

I don't have to say it

(Aw say it anyway)

Cause we both know

It's [bad word] 

I wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have

I wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have

I wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have

Wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have

Youuuuu

One more time, big one

Don't have to say it

Where'd [bad word] from?

Oh, we both know it's [bad word] 

Let's take it home big guy

I wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have

I wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have

I wouldn't have nothin'

If I didn't have

You, you, you

A-E-I-O

That means you

Ya