Oh Dang
What is it dawg?
I forgot it's Mother's Day
Didn't get a gift for her, other plans got in the way.
She'll be so disappointed. [bad word] I forgot it too.
This could have been avoided.
What the [bad word] are we gonna do?

My mom's been so forlorn ever since my daddy left. (Cold)
No one to hold her tight.  Life has put her to the test.
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray (Word)
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Hold up.
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
I'm thinkin' I think it too
Slow up
What time is it, dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off
Show 'em how much they really mean

'Cause I'm a Motherlover
you're a Motherlover
We should [bad word] each other's mothers [bad word] each others moms
I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that [bad word] is crazy [bad word] each other's moms
'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

I'll be layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised.  
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom
I'm gonna be the [bad word]  she can be my waffle
'Sho 'nuff
My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy-style
This the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one "All Up Under the Covers Day"

'Cause I'm a Motherlover
You're a Motherlover
We should [bad word] each other's mothers [bad word] each others moms
I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that [bad word] is crazy [bad word] each other's moms

Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use [bad word] (OH!)

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma  her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover