[Zidler:]
Spectacular, spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
Returns are fixed at ten percent
You must agree, that's excellent
And on top, of your fee

[All:]
You'll be involved artisticly

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting it [bad word] for fifty years
So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting it [bad word] for fifty years

Elephants
Bohemians
Indians and
Courtesans
Acrobats and juggling bears
Exotic girls
Fire eaters!

Muscle men, contortionists
Intrigue, danger, and romance
Electric lights, machinery
And all that electricity!

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting it [bad word] for fifty years
So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting it [bad word] for fifty years

Spectacular, spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can't describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment

The hills are alive with the sound of music

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting it [bad word] for fifty years
So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting it [bad word] for fifty years

[Duke:]
...Yes but what happens in the end?

[Christian:]
The courtesan and sitar man
Are pulled apart by an evil plan

[Satine:]
But in the end she hears his song

[C:]
And there love is just too strong

[Duke:]
It's a little bit funny this feeling inside

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting it [bad word] for fifty years

[C:]
The sitar player's secret song
Helps them flee the evil one
Though the tyrant rants and rails
It is all to no avail

[Zidler:]
I am the evil Maharadja, you will not escape!

[S:]
Oh Harold no one can play him like you could.

[Z:]No one's is going to.

So exciting we'll make them laugh we'll make them cry
So delighting...

[D:]
And in the end should someone die?

So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting it [bad word] for fifty years