Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong (исполнитель: Epic Rap Battles of History)
Rec by Max from YouTube [bad word] [bad word] id167229564 -------------------------------------------------------------------- Before I let loose with [bad word] aggression I'll let you be the second fat woman hearing my confession I admit it, I did what I had to do to win I'm an athlete, you're a specimen of sin With your drinking and smoking and choking down food I know French dudes with better manners than you! So swing, batter batter, show me what a fatter rapper can do I beat cancer, I can sure as [bad word] crack you! You lived strong, beat cancer, congratulations! Now I'll drop your [bad word] faster than your own foundation! Third base with an Olsen twin, that's the sin face it! She's just a little girl! What'd you give her a bracelet? The whole nation knows you ride too tight in the crotch You're as boring as your Tour de France is to watch [bad word] on, little buddy, don't look so [bad word] With all that blood and attitude you're like a [bad word] cyclist! You set records before black men [bad word] are you kidding me? That's like having a pasta contest without Italy! You're an orphan who found his way to fortune and fame Just think what you could've done if you were to actually train! I'm the pinnacle of physical condition While you dip your stick in prostitutes and call it foul tipping, are you tripping? You'll be nothing but a skeleton Messing with the fellow in yellow who will be pedaling like [bad word] up in the Peloton! It's the bottom of the ninth against a Texan in a bathing suit Filled with more artificial ingredients than a [bad word] It may be way too soon, but I'm calling my shot And I'm not talking about, those Italian syringes you brought The Sultan of Swat will knock you right out of the park! And round the bases to the sound of uproaring applause! While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because You got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was! You look tired, kid, you got Sheryl Crow's feet eyes Pedal home to France and maybe bring me back some fries! Cause if you step [bad word] on the mic, I'll fan your fancy bike and all You're out, with three strikes, and just one ball!