I, I’m just a piece of your pie chart 
You’re in a room with a rock star 
Only I play the good parts of a kind heart 
The sky’s too low and the room’s too dark 
But she just carries on 
And I get her in but her friend gets turned away 
But what can I say? 

When the boy meets girl and the girl meets boy 
And the boy thinks the girl’s all right 
Get your head out the library 
Get the courage of the cavalry 
You might be good looking, 
But you can’t sleep with yourself tonight 
Oh what a beast, oh what a man 
You’ve gotta get it while you can 
Oh what a beast, oh what a man 

Oh I, I wish that beggars were choosers 
Unload my love like a looter 
I need some gas and a kick start, for a good heart 
The lightings cheap, and the room is cold 
But she just carries on 
And you’ll get no sleep 
But you might be turned away 
So what will you say? 

When the boy meets girl and the girl meets boy 
And the boy thinks the girl’s all right 
Get your head out the library 
Get the courage of the cavalry 
You might be good looking, 
But you can’t sleep with yourself tonight 
Oh what a beast, oh what a man 
You’ve gotta get it while you can 
Oh what a beast, oh what a man 
Oh what a beast, oh what a man 

When the boy meets girl and the girl meets boy 
And the boy thinks the girl’s all right 
Get your head out the library 
Get the courage of the cavalry 
If you’re so good looking 
Why don’t you sleep with yourself tonight? 
Oh what a beast, oh what a man 
You’ve gotta get it while you can 
You’ve gotta get it while you can 
You’ve gotta get it while you can 
Oh what a beast, oh what a man