Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC 
Didn't get to bed last night 
On the way the paper bag was 
on my knee 
Man I had a dreadful flight 
 [bad word]  
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. 
You don't know how lucky you are boy 
Back in the U.S.S.R. 

Been away so long I hardly knew the place 
Gee it's good to be back home 
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case 
Honey disconnect the phone 
 [bad word]  

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out 
They leave the West behind 
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout 
The Georgians always on my mind. 
 [bad word]  

Show me round your snow peaked mountains way 
down south 
Take me to your daddy's farm 
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out [bad word] and keep [bad word] warm. 
 [bad word]