Give her a call for Demerol and amyl nitrate
I tell her dad, don’t worry sir, we won’t stay out late

I’m in love with her, the pharmacist’s daughter
She’s got my love, I get her [bad word] 
Waking up in the afternoon can’t wait to see her
Bringing in some colonopin, I’m huffing ether
She’s the one for me without personality
I still want to see her every day

We got a date and I can’t wait to see my baby
If I wine and dine her she just might sedate me
She’s so beautiful she keeps my prescriptions full
She’s got my love I get her [bad word] Looks like I’ve gone and bought the pharmacy