Jeremy bender was a man of leisure, took his pleasure in the evening sun 
Laid him down in a bed of roses, finally decided to [bad word] a nun. 

Talk with the sister, spoke in a whisper, threatened to fist her if she  [bad word] clean 
Jumped on the mother just like a brother asked one another if the other is 
queen. 

Diggin' the sister she was a mister shouldn't have kissed her, but he 
Couldn't say no 
Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her, so he picked up his suit-case and 
Decided to go.