Life, is this all there is? 
Every day’s the [bad word] same in this life I live. 
It’s the same routine every [bad word] day, 
tomorrow’s a [bad word]  the next day’s the same. 
I’m bored at Uni, I’m bored at home, 
I’m bored of spending hours on end bored in my room on my own. 
I wish that I could drive, I’d get away from this place, 
Cool breeze through my hair and the thrill of the chase. 

I wish the Earth would quake so the ceiling falls, 
the sudden feeling of four walls. 

Kill me now before boredom does, 
I’ll be bored 6-ft under the boring world above. 

Bored, B-O-R-E-D, 
I’m bored-er than paint drying on daytime TV. 
I wouldn’t be so bored if I had a job 
but I don’t so I’ll sit here and play with my [bad word]  

I’m bored out my brain and I’m bored to tears, 
Shouting ‘I’M [bad word] BORED’ until it rings in my ears. 
Bored staying up late, bored writing this song, 
Bored waiting for my big break [bad word] along. 

I wish the Earth would quake so the ceiling falls, 
the sudden feeling of four walls. 

Kill me now before boredom does, 
I’ll be bored 6-ft under the boring world above. 

Every band I’ve ever loved have broken up, 
and every girl that I was thinking of never gave a [bad word]  
Every band I’ve ever loved have broken up, 
and every girl that I was thinking of never gave a [bad word]  

I’ve watched "Dude, Where’s My Car" 5 times, I can recite it line for line, [bad word] every game I own, I’ve played 2 player on my own. 
Drank half a gallon of coffee, got an irregular heart beat. 
I lose interest with every chord, 
I used to love this song but now I’m bored.