Some guys are good at talking to girls.
Some guys have all the money in the world.
Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants.
I’m not one of those guys but baby
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah,
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

Some guys have friends and they do high-fives.
Some guys have parents that are still alive.
Some guys don’t sit when they pee, they stand.
I’m not one of those guys, but baby

I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance… [4 times]

Everybody, let’s count to ten.
One, all you gotta do is watch me dance.
Two, keep watchin me dance.
Three, four,

[Jon Lajoie speaking]
Oh, ya, I’m sorry, I actually don’t have lyrics for this part ah…I kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing, but ah, that’s my bad! Sorry guys, sorry about that! Ah, can we maybe just cut back to the [bad word] 

Dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance…
I can dance, dance, dance, dance,
dance, dance,

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah,
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

Some guys have money that they’ve invested.
Some guys were never molested.
I was though, and but, and…

Gotta stop touching the children…
Gotta stop touching the children…
Catholic Church we’re looking in your direction.
Gotta stop touching the children…
We’re not pointing fingers but [bad word] your track record is bad and getting worse.
Gotta stop touching the children…
Vatican, more like Old-men-touchin’-childrican.

Ooh, ooh, ah, ah,
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.