Other rappers [bad word]  not me.
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a [bad word] on my [bad word] and called it Jack Black
It's a fact. I got more rhymes than Zach Braff taking a nap
And I snack on towel racks and take a [bad word] on your track
Yeah you're whack cause everybody understands what you say.
But when I get on the mic I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say "karate pencilcase" and put it on tape.

Yo, I'm MC Insecure what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
And it took me 7 months to write the first part of this verse
And now I've got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
(Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.)

Yo, MC Amnesia, up in this [bad word] Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember [bad word] Apparently something happened that was traumatic.
I used to have more lines but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
(WHAT'S MY [bad word] NAME? Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)

Yo, MC Public Urination, what what?
I can take a [bad word] [bad word] on the [bad word] sidewalk
Anytime anywhere I just whip out my [bad word] And empty my bladder while you [bad word] watch
You other MCs can't handle this [bad word] You're just a little [bad word] afraid to pee in public
You're [bad word] to a toilet every time you have to [bad word] Yo, [bad word] that [bad word]  I just whip out my [bad word] 

Yo, MC Fatigue. Yeah that's me.
Every time I grab the mic I [bad word] fall asleep
(snoring)

I'm the guy who sings the [bad word] (It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the [bad word] (And I really need the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)

Yo, I'm MC Doesn't know what irony is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said [bad word] to my place I'll suck your [bad word] 
I said  [bad word] yeah [bad word] that's so ironic"

I'm MC Gets sidetracked easily.
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that.
Wait what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked.

Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1,2 and 3
I liked those movies but the fourth disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a fourth? They had a perfect trilogy

Yo, MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3
Though I do agree it was a groundbreaking trilogy
The fourth was awesome cause they added Chris Rock and Jet Li.

Yo, I'm MC [bad word] My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly [bad word] hoes
There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes.

Yo, I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard.
But [bad word] I don't really have the time.
So [bad word] that [bad word] back to the [bad word] guy.

I'm still singing the [bad word] 
(Thank God we're almost done)
I hate singing the [bad word] (Such a boring [bad word] job)
I'm gonna take my forty bucks
(That's what they're paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really [bad word]  [bad word] then go to sleep)