"I'll Bet He was Cool"

You know every once in a while 
I shoot the breeze I spend my time 
I talk about silly things 
I like to talk about Jesus Christ 
Cos I wonder what would happen if He passed you by 
Would you be scared?
Would you believe in Him?
Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised?
Well, I bet he'd be cool 
I bet He be [bad word] good looking 
I bet that He smelt divine 
I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession 
Just one of those people smell good all the time 
There's no reason why 

What would He wear 
Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger?
Or prefer Urban Outfitted?
I don't think so 
Well, I bet He liked Gaultier 
But you'd never find him in it 
I bet He liked Gaultier 

Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction 
I need your protection spend some time in my direction 
I need your protection spend some time in my direction 

You know every once and a while 
I shoot the breeze I spend my time 
I talk about silly things 
And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ 
'Cos I wonder how we'd deal if He just passed you by 
I bet he'd be a star 
I bet my star wars figures He would be a movie star 
Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing 
Prima donna, then he'd appear on Oprah 
But you know what? I don't think so 

Could you imagine him hanging Piccadilly Circus 
Time Square, the walk of fame 
At Christie's He could easily [bad word] a regular 
D'you know what? I don't think so 
I bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on all of that 

Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction 
I need your protection spend some time in my direction 
I need your protection spend some time in my direction 

Some people have just got it 
You know like standing next to Elvis Presley 
Well then multiply that feeling by 1 million and you know 
what I'm talking about 
Well I'll bet He was cool 
Man I bet that cat was so [bad word] good looking