[bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pullin' on the reins
Bells are ringin', children singin'
All is merry and bright
Hang your stockings and say your prayers
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight!
 [bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus lane
He's got a bag that's filled with toys
For boys and girls again
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight
So jump in bed and cover your head
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight!
 [bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus lane
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor
He loves you just the same
Santa Claus knows we're all Gods children
That makes everything right
So fill your hearts with Christmas cheer
'Cause Santa [bad word] tonight!
 [bad word] Santa Claus, [bad word] Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus lane [bad word] around when the chimes ring out
That it's Christmas morn again
Peace on earth [bad word] to all
It we just follow the light
So lets give thanks to the lord above
That Santa [bad word] tonight!