I do them when I'm down in the tub
 With avocado cream they'll take [bad word] 
 They wrinkle like a-raisins if I stay too long
 I wouldn't want to do it wrong
 
They'll put you in the driver's seat
 And to the table when you want to eat
 But when you go to sit down in your chair
 Something else has got to put you there
 
Take good care of your feet, Pete
 You better watch out what you eat, Pete
 Better take care of your life
 'Cause nobody else will
 
They'll twinkle when you fall in love
 And put you there when you jump up above
 When you're on the spot, get them right under you
 One, then the other too
 
If you want to do the right thing for them
 Just take a walk in the grass
 But don't you catch yourself fallin'
 Or steppin' on a piece of glass
 (Ouch glass)
 Pete knows all the treacherous blows
 The fallen arches and the cramp in the toes
 He went to H. E. L. P. and got some sandals new
 And dusty old saunas too
 
Take a load of your feet Pete
 You better watch out what you eat
 Better take care of your life
 'Cause nobody else will
 
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