Weeeeeeeeell
Kyle's Mom's a [bad word] she's a big fat [bad word] she's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world
she's a stupid [bad word] if there ever was a [bad word] she's a [bad word] to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a [bad word] on Tuesday she's a [bad word] on Wednesday to Saturday, she's a [bad word] then on Sunday, just to be different
she's a super, king, kameha-meha [bad word] 

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom
she's the biggest [bad word] in the whole wide world
she's a mean old [bad word] and she has stupid hair, she's a [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] she's a stupid [bad word] Kyle's mom's a [bad word] and she's
such a dirty [bad word] 
KYLE'S MOOOM IS - BI-I-I-ITCH - aahh!