Saa saa Chichiue, oshyaku wa ikaga
Moshi moshi Hahaue, Moshi moshi Hahaue
Mukashi ni tabeta nikujaga no
Ano aji ga wasurerarenai no desu
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu [bad word] kaite chikyuu [bad word] kaite chikyuu
Nihon to moushimasu
 [bad word] chikyuu
Jitto mite chikyuu
Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu
Nihon to moushimasu

Aa hitofude de [bad word] subarashii sekai
Hakumai wa saikou da
Appare da!

("Reigi resetsu wo [bad word] tsustumashiyakana watashi mo tamani wa youki na uta wo utau no sa")
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu [bad word] kaite chikyuu [bad word] kaite chikyuu
Nihon to moushimasu
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu
Hatto [bad word] chikyuu
Funzori kaette chikyuu
Nihon to moushimasu

Aa hito nikomi de [bad word] ofukuro no aji
( [bad word] ha hozome ga ii")
Haretara higasa zenkai de
kakuremi no!

Naa Naa aniue, maguro wo choudai
Tsuide ni aneue, wasabi wo oome ni
OIOI Ooji, heiwa wo chikaou
HAIHAI bouya (Souchi no tameni mo da)
Guigui Chichiue oshyaku ha ikaga

Moshi moshi Hahaue, Moshi moshi Hahaue
Mukashi ni tabeta nikujaga no
Ano aji ga wasurerarenai no desu
Kurashi no umami wa shunkashuutou
 [bad word] kaite chikyuu [bad word] kaite chikyuu [bad word] kaite chikyuu
Nihon to moushimasu

Aa hitofude de [bad word] subarashii sekai
Hakumai wa saikou da
Appare da!

Aa sekaijuu ni [bad word] shiawase no Recipe
Shoyuu ga areba anshin no
nagatabi da!