Bay Parkway wonder
You're such a success
Your pretty secretary,
ha She say you are the best
Your face always smiling
say you sure paid your dues
But I know inside You've got the Bensonhurst blues

Those custom-made ciggies that you offer to me
pretend and pretend to care about my family
And those pictures on your desk
All them lies that you abuse
Do they know you suffer from the Bensonhurst blues

Your grandmother's accent
still embarrasses you
You're even ashamed of the French you once knew
You're part of the chance now
They break you making the news
But I know inside you've got the Bensonhurst blues

But thanks for the lesson
Cause the life that I choose
won't make me feel like living
with the Bensonhurst blues
And don't, don't try to write me
And don't bother to call
Cause I'll be in conference Merry Christmas you all