Too big, too small...
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein...
Er konnte etwas größer sein.
Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren.
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen...
Ich will nur Spaß - mich nicht verlieben.

Just a little bit
Just a little [bad word] 
You've got a [bad word] 
I have a [bad word] 
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.

Too short, too tall...
Doesn't matter one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu klein...
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schönes Fraulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit
Be my little [bad word] 
You've got a [bad word] 
I have a [bad word] 
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now oh don't you see
I can't get laid in Germany