In Storyville I [bad word] a cop,
Amped up on prescription pills
That brought my heart to a stop.
And I want to tell you
There's a [bad word] like a [bad word] in the water,
punch in the stomach makes sons into daughters.

I met a girl on the square
Who showed me how to kill my cares.
But once that's done, man, there's nothing to do, [bad word] backwards from me and you.
There's a [bad word] like a [bad word] in the water,
punch in the stomach makes sons into daughters.
My [bad word]  but I don't see why it bothers.

Sat down in jail with this friend of mine
Who'd never close both his eyes,
But one was shut all the time
To cover the thing he was scared of
While he watched with the other.
There was a [bad word] like a [bad word] in the water,
punch in the stomach makes sons into daughters.
There's a [bad word]  there's a [bad word]  there's a [bad word]