Underwater friends, 
You are my underwater underwater
Friiiiieeeeennnnndddsss!!!
Yeah, your my best friends so lets all cheer
(Yeah ya [bad word] down and play down here!)
Because of liquid oxagyen 
I breath my own pee!  
It tastes like coffie 
Coz i had some effin coffie just before 
I cames down here to sing
Underwater underwater underwater friends