gohan wa sugoi yo nande mo au yo HOKA HOKA
RAAMEN udon ni okonomiyaki kore kore
tansuikabutsu to tansuikabutsu no
yume no KORABOREESHON☆
(ATSU ATSU HOKA HOKA)

gohan wa sugoi yo nai to [bad word] yo
mushiro gohan ga okazu da yo
kansaijin nara yappari okonomiyaki & gohan

demo watashi kansaijin ja naindesu
(donai yanen!)
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N!
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N!

gohan wa sugoi yo nande mo au yo HOKA HOKA
KIMUCHI ni nattou namatamago kore kore
shiroi gohan wa masshiroi KANBASU
mugen IMAJINEESHON
(ATSU ATSU HOKA HOKA)

gohan wa sugoi yo nai to [bad word] yo
yappari gohan wa shushoku da ne
nipponjin nara tonikaku PAN shoku yori gohan desho

"Gohan wa okazu ja nai no ka yo!"
"Ah...wasureteta~"
"Kora-!!"

gohan wa sugoi yo nande mo au yo HOKA HOKA
yakisoba takoyaki tonpeiyaki kore kore
tansuikabutsu to tansuikabutsu no
yume no KORABOREESHON☆
(ATSU ATSU HOKA HOKA icchae icchae)

gohan wa sugoi yo nai to [bad word] yo
mushiro gohan ga okazu da yo
kansaijin nara yappari okonomiyaki & gohan

watashi zensei wa kansaijin!
(donai yanen!)
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N!
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N!
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N!
Ichi・Ni・San・Shi・GO・HA・N!