Henrietta we got no flowers for you 
Just these three miserable [bad word] 
sitting on the back seat tapping on the off beat 
we know you love us and you probably do 
although you're husband may
cut us cause he’s an animal though everything is possible 

Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
it’s hard to miss you when you follow us about
buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
we’ll get you there in some filthy big gondola

Clean out the bank and
bump off your daddy you can  [bad word] live with us among the has-beens and the addicts these are
crazy times down at
Costello music you can 
answer the phone and talk anyway you choose [bad word] on,
 [bad word] on, [bad word] on

Wahahahahahaha
Whohoohoohoohoo

Dear Henrietta we’re just three lonely boys 
Though the girls love us we’re so 
into you incredibly we’d love to see you terribly 
we’d love to hate you but we don't have no choice [bad word] be our wa ha ha ha 
honey, honey three four one time once more 

Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
it’s hard to miss you when you follow us about
buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola 
we’ll get you there in some filthy big gondola

Clean out the bank and
bump off your daddy you can [bad word] live with us among the has-beens and the addicts these are
crazy times down at
Costello music you can 
answer the phone and talk anyway you choose [bad word] on 

Wa wa wa wow
wa wa wawa wa wa wow
Wa wa wa wow
wa wa wawa wa wa wow

Clean out the bank and
bump off your daddy you can [bad word] live with us among the has-beens and the addicts these are
crazy times down at
Costello music you can 
answer the phone and talk anyway you choose [bad word] on 

Clean out the bank and
bump off your daddy you can [bad word] live with us among the has-beens and the addicts these are
crazy times down at
Costello music you can 
answer the phone and talk anyway you choose [bad word] on,
 [bad word] on, [bad word] on , [bad word] on, [bad word] on

Wa hahahahahahaha