Monday:
Late again, today, he'd be in trouble though
he'd say he was sorry,
he'd have to hurry out the bus.
Tuesday:
Horace was so sad, he'd never had a girl that he could care for,
and if he was late once more, he'd be out.
   [bad word]    Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
   Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
   Then a voice from above said-
    "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
     Go out and find yourself a wife.
     Make a stand and be a man,
     And you will have a great life plan."
Wednesday: 
Horace met a girl, she was small and she
was very pretty,
he thought he was in love, he was afraid.
Thursday:
Asks her for a date, the cafe down the street
tomorrow evening, his head was reeling,
when she said "Yes O.K."
   [bad word] Friday:
Horace, this is it, he asks the girl if maybe they could marry, when she says "gladly." Horace cries.
Sunday:
Everybody's at the church, when [bad word] in and says "Now [bad word] my wife,
for the rest of my life." and she did.
   [bad word]