Times are hard 
You're afraid to pay the fee 
So you find yourself somebody 
Who can do the job for free 
When you need a bit of lovin' 
Cause your man is out of town 
That's the time you get [bad word]  
And you know I'll be around 
 [bad word]  
I'm a fool to do your dirty work 
Oh yeah 
I don't wanna do your dirty work 
No more 
I'm a fool to do your dirty work 
Oh yeah 

Light the candle 
Put the lock upon the door 
You have sent the maid home early 
Like a thousand times before 
Like the castle in its corner 
In a medieval game 
I foresee terrible trouble 
And I stay here just the same