Kyle:
"I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!"

Eric:
"MehmehMEH meh, Meh meh mehmehmeh!"

Kyle:
"Shut up, fat boy!"

Eric:
"Don't call me fat you [bad word] Jew!"

Mr. Garrison:
"Eric! Did you just say the f-word?"

Eric:
"...Jew?"

Kyle:
"No, he's talking about  [bad word] . You can't say  [bad word]  in school you [bad word] fat [bad word] "

Mr. Garrison:
"Kyle!"

Eric:
"Why the [bad word] not?"

Mr. Garrison:
"Eric!"

Stanley:
"Dude, you just said  [bad word]  again!"

Mr. Garrison:
"Stanley!"

Kenny:
"Mmphf!"

Mr. Garrison:
"KENNY!"

Eric:
"What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] "

Mr. Garrison:
"How would you like to go see the school councilor?"

Eric:
"How would you like to suck my balls?"

*Entire class gasps*

Mr. Garrison:
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!"

Eric:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was *whips out a loudspeaker* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON!!!"

Stanley:
"Holy [bad word]  dude."