Out of all the reindeer you know you're the mastermind [bad word]  [bad word]  randalph's not too far behind [bad word]  [bad word]  santa's got to make it to town
Randalph he can hurry, he can take the freeway down.

And away [bad word] a-whizzing like a merry-go-round
Said santa to a boy child what have you been longing for?
All I want for christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar
And away [bad word] a-whizzing like a shooting star [bad word]  [bad word]  santa's got to make it to town

Can't you make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down
And away [bad word] a-whizzing like a merry-go-round
Said santa to a girl child what would you like most to get?
I want a little baby doll that can cry, scream and wet
And away [bad word] a-whizzing like a saber jet [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad [bad word]  [bad word] like a son-of-a-gun