Hey I wanna be in a hardcore band, X's on my hands, gonna take a stand
I can't sing, so I will scream

Hey I wanna be in an indie band, wearing tight tight pants, think that I can dance
I can't play so I'll DJ

So who do you think you [bad word] are
And do you think you are a rockstar, cause you're not
Who do you think you [bad word] are

Hey I wanna be in a christian band, bible in my hand, preaching to my fans
We write [bad word] and it's a hit

Hey I wanna be in a hip hop group, rapping to a loop, yelling whoop whoop whoop
Tall tall tees, to my knees

And who do you think you [bad word] are
And do you think you are a pop star, cause you're not
Who do you think you [bad word] are

When will you ever wake up
It's time for band to break up
Take all that makeup off your face

Everyone has got a band now
Anyone can write a breakdown
Everything it all just sounds the same