We’re sitting in the corner 
Drinking nineteen dollar beer 
Meatheads are walkin’ over here 
They’re kickin’ us out on the town 

That’s it, [bad word] the Cambie 
And bouncers with tiny [bad word] 
We’re jumping on the 96 
We’re going to main street now! 

Pints of lager overflow 
Way-hey, Ivanhoe! 
It is the only place to go 
Way-hey, Ivanhoe! 

Now the crew’s getting [bad word] 
And I’m lit like a Christmas tree 
Order two and they bring you three 
You can’t put a price on your health 

And the band is jumping 
And the music fills the air 
We’re tripping right down the stairs 
We’re going to main street now 

Pints of lager overflow 
Way-hey, Ivanhoe! 
It is the only place to go 
Way-hey, Ivanhoe! 
I know, the city’s down on her dreams 
But we’ll go out with a shanty and a scream 

Now the party’s over 
So we say our long goodbyes 
Fall right out of paradise 
They’re kicking us out on the town 

We don’t look any further 
When going out into the night 
Robson’s [bad word]  Granville’s [bad word] 
We’re going to Main Street now 

Pints of lager overflow 
Way-hey, Ivanhoe! 
It is the only place to go 
Way-hey, Ivanhoe! 
I know this city’s down on her dreams 
But we’ll go out with a shanty and a scream 
Ivanhoe!