(Greg Nice)

I gotta funky funky rhyme with a funky style

I gotta funky funky rhyme with a funky funky style

I gotta funky rhyme... wit a funky funky style

I gotta funky rhyme... wit a funky funky style

Pete's rickety rocket was my favorite cartoon

After marriage the honeymoon

I'll be [bad word] gag me with a spoon

Who loves Popeye, Alice the goon

Ladies let your body flow

Send a chill up your spine like an eskimo

Here's a backstage pass to a funky show [bad word] give me a kiss under the missle toe

Greg Nice, my lifes like a fairy tale

Orca, was a great big whale

I knew a fat girl who broke the scale

You won't tell, I won't tell

Clientele I must excel

Took a little test, I passed then failed

Breaks... HUH, no need to hit'em

Skins, ya got 'em - I wanna get wit 'em!
 [bad word] 

Nice & Smooth is funky

Also hip-hop junkies

All we wanna do...

Is Unh Unh and you...

Nice & Smooth is funky

Also hip-hop junkies

All we wanna do...

Is Unh Unh, oh yeah

(Smooth B)

Yo, I gotta funky funky rhyme wit a funky funky style

Funky rhyme wit a funky funky style

Funky funky rhyme wit a funky funky style

I gotta funky rhyme wit a funky funky style

Got outta my about eight

And then I called Greg Nice cause it wasn't too late

To get some skins [bad word] around the block

Cause man, my tip is harder than a rock

He said bet, so I let

Greg Nice call this girl named Annazette

Annazette, the teacher's pet

You sure shes [bad word] on this set

He said Smooth don't you fret

My twive is on his way yo, quite as kept

The tall slim, fly kid with dope steps
 [bad word] with a box of hats

Yo Greg Nice is that girl all that

He said Smooth the skins is fat

I don't beg cause cause I'm not at begonia

I dress warm so that I won't catch pneumonia

My rhymes are stronger than ammonia

I'm a diamond, you're a cubic zirconia (repeats & fades away)
 [bad word]  x5

Nice & Smooth is funky

Also hip-hop junkies

All we wanna do...

Is Unh Unh and you...