Got a foot in the door
God knows what for
And it'll cut me down to size
Stupidity tries
Everything here is free
Everything but you and me
This painting never dries
Stupidity tries
Savannah shoulder
Raised a cheer
Coloring the sky with ash
Because they found some privateer 
To sail across the sea of trash
The enemy is within
Don't confuse me with him
The [bad word] is otherwise
Stupidity tries
And so I go from floor to floor
Looking for a port of call
Another [bad word] conquistador
Conquering the governor's ball
I couldn't think of a thing 
That I hope tomorrow brings
Oh, what a surprise
Stupidity tries