Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster'n you can
C'mon hoss lets have some fun
Go on shoot me with a radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can
Hey hey Mr. policeman
I got a 75 firebird trans am
With a 455 up under the hood
Me and my brother got [bad word] good
Wake up behind them ol' RayBans
Catch me if you can
Go on turn on your blue lights (so pretty!)
You know you want to I just flew by
I can see you peelin' out
Hows my dust taste in your mouth?
C'mon smokey its time to race
Lets have us a high speed chase
Well hey hey Mr. policeman
Chopper in the air and a couple of swat vans
That's not fair they're blocking the road
Now where am I supposed to go?
Time to use my backup plan

Catch me if you can
Hey hey Mr. policeman
Bet I [bad word] faster'n you can
With your big pot belly
And your cowboy boots,
100 bucks says you won't shoot
I know these woods like the back of my [bad word] on catch me if you can
Go on turn on your spotlight (so shiny!!)
I [bad word] shoes and I'm younger than you
And I got all night
Theres no way you're keeping up with me
Just go on back to the Krispy Kreme
If you wanna quit I understand
Catch me if you can
Hey hey Mr. policeman
I said hey hey Mr. policeman

I'm in the jail house now
I'm in the jail house now
They told me once or twice
Son, please respect my authority
I'm in the jail house now