Hey, we're fungus!
Why don't you bung us
Into your Oesophagus
For there is a lot of us
Some of us are poisonous
Some of us are dangerous
Some of us will get you high
Some of us will make you
DIE!!!111
We'll make you 
DIE!!!111
On the bark of some trees
On the edges of the seas
On some rancid old meat
On an Lete's feet
See us smell and reproduce
Multiply and leak our juice
Growing fast in the hard rains
Til only mushroom kind remaiins 
Now we enter your house
Quiet as a church mouse
Now we're raiding your fridge
And you hear a loud squidge
You creep down whit a gun
Millions against one
Try [bad word] for your life
BUT WE'VE GOT BIG KNIFE!!!
Hey, we're fungus!
Why don't you bung as
Into your oesophagus
For there is a lot of us
Some of us are poisonous
Some of us are dangerous
Some of us will get you high
Some of us will make you
DIE!!!111
We'll make you 
DIE!!!111