[Forte] 
The quickest way to break your heart 
Make you depressed and ill 
Is to get tangled up inside 
The side effects could kill 

All passion is a waste of time 
deadly game pour vous 
I am your friend, your cher ami 
I wouldn't lie to you 

If you must love someone, may I suggest 
You love yourself! Just think it through 
You'll never leave and you will find 
You'll get more rest 
You'll always feel as good as new 
Your freedom is the most 
Important thing, my friend 
You must be strong, you mustn't bend 
Don't talk for hours 
Don't send flowers 
Don't write poems 
Don't sing and dance 
Beneath the stars 
That shine above 
Don't fall in love 

Don't do it! 

As soon as your [bad word] your head 
Your life is not your own 
It's [bad word] when someone's always there 
It's bliss to be alone 
And love of any kind is bad 
dog, a child, a cat 
They take up so much precious time 
Now where's the sense in that? 

Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame 
If you're turned on, then just turn off 
Emotions are a thing all great men overcame 
Please, don't make this grand catastrophe 
Don't get attached to anyone or anything 
There's nothing worse than things that cling 
You'll go to pot 
You'll turn to drink 
You'll never rest 
You'll end up mad and 
Looking like some 
Poor tormented dove 
Don't fall in love 
Don't fall in love