I stood under your bedroom window
 Throwing up a brick
 No one came I threw one more
 That really did the trick
 Your daddy came and banged my head
 He said what kind of man
 Is this that's hanging 'round my girl
 And threw me in the car
 You're a farmer's daughter
 You're a farmer's daughter
 Why do I always get
 The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
 I won't get no more eggs and water
 Now I've laid the farmer's daughter

 Imagine I was a full-grown man
 And I could talk just right
 Could [bad word] and see you here
 And do this every night
 Wham!  The [bad word] crashing down
 Your daddy's face all pale
 [bad word] with me you hairy bum
 I'll put you in my jail
 You're a judge's daughter
 You're a judge's daughter
 Why do I always get
 The kinda girl I didn't oughta v et
 Now I'm getting jail and torture
 'Cause I made the judge's daughter

 It seems they're screaming law and order
 When I go with anyone's daughter

 Woman I should like some peace
 And daddy hold your tongue
 I think you're gonna die of fright
 When I tell you what I've done
 I can hear your tales and lies
 You say I'm dumb and scraggy
 But man this dumb and scraggy is
 Your daughter's baby's daddy
 She's a lucky daughter
 Such a lucky daughter
 Why did I always get
 The kinda girl I didn't wanna get
 Now I've got what I always fought for
 'Cause I've married a rich man's daughter