Astral archaeologists 
Electronics take a [bad word] 
Gynaecologists 
Very wellbeing their living 
(...???...) 
Sterilise, cauterise, and dress 
By confessions in a stainless steel chair 
Or a titanium chair 
Or a lithium... 
shiny metal chair; do you want that? 
My favourite person is ??? [visits me?] 
(Be on your best behaviour) Yeah, I know! Yeah, I know! 
Dirty hospitals, dirty hospitals 
Dirty hospitals, dirty hospitals 
It's a terrorist's briefcase or an innocent's bomb 
This place [bad word]  it's [bad word] 
...???... 

Now I'm alone, and I have time to kill 
I sit and stare at my long, long fingers 
Ten inches is a monstrous size 
It doesn't do to glamourise 
There [bad word] and there are regulations 

Be on your best behaviour 
Yeah, I know 
Yeah, I know 
Yeah, I know! 

Dirty hospitals 
Dirty hospitals, hospitals 
It's [bad word] by medical [regime?] 
And I have hypnotists and anaesthetists 
It's [bad word] dumb by vitamin deficiency 
Its medicine has terrorism ...??? 
Empty coagulates again, sugar [bad word] and chloroforms 
(I have patience 
I like to have a hands-on approach to things) 
Twenty-seven pills before 9 a.m. in the morning 
(Yellow, brown) 
Then another thirty-five by nine in the evening 
(And occasionally red) 
Three intravenous intrajections 
(I've used this before) 
One in the thigh, two in the eye 
One in the thigh, two in the eye 
(I'd like to try it again) 
One in the thigh, two in the eye 
(But I'm confused between ual, murder, magic, and medical 
Is the difference metric or imperial? 
Septic, fertile, furtive, or sterile?) 
I take twenty-seven pills before 9 a.m. in the morning 
Another thirty-five by nine in the evening 
I have three intravenous intrajections a day 
One in the thigh, two in the eye 
One in the thigh, two in the eye... eye! 
I've got two thighs and two eyes 
One in the thigh, and two in the eye 
These dirty hospitals, these dirty hospitals! 
These dirty heeeeahspitals! 
I have twenty-seven pills before 9 a.m. in the morning