I
Wanna [bad word] Dog In The [bad word] 
He Wants to [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] 
I wanna [bad word] a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to [bad word] your mom in the [bad word] 
tried to [bad word] your dad in the [bad word] 
could only find the dog
and it's [bad word] 

We
Wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] 
We wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] 
We wanna [bad word] a dog

I
Tried to [bad word] a [bad word] #39; pirate in the [bad word] 
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to [bad word] a [bad word] #39; pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] 
We wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] 
Wanna [bad word] a [bad word] #39; dog

 [bad word] you!