Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone.
You're just doing your own thing and some [bad word] out the blue,
They're like,
Alright
What ya saying,
Yeah can I take your digits?
And you're like, no not in a million years, you're nasty
please leave me alone.

Cut to the pub on a lads night out,
Man at the bar cos it was his shout,
Clocks this bird and she looks OK,
Caught him looking and she walks his way,
Alright darling, you gonna buy us a drink then?
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Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend

She's got no taste hand on his waist, tries to pull away but her lips on his face,
If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer
Sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture.
 [bad word] 
Can't knock em out, can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
Why?
Because I've lost my phone.

Oh yeah, actually yeah I'm pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no, yeah, yeah

I recognise this guy's way of thinking
As [bad word] over her face starts sinking,
She's like,
Oh here we go..
It's a routine check that she already knows, she's thinking they're all the same.

Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah what's your name?
She looks in her bag, takes out a [bad word]  tries to get away from the guy on a blag, can't find a light,
Here use mine
You see the thing is I just don't have the time.
 [bad word] 

Go away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now I've made myself clear,
Nah it's not gonna happen,
Not in a a million years,
 [bad word] x2}

Nah I've gotta go cos my house is on fire,
I've got herpes, err no I've got syphilis
AIDS, AIDS, I've got AIDS!