I'm patient of this plan
as humble as I can
I'll wait another day
before I turn away
but know this much is [bad word] no matter what I do
offend in every way
I don't know what to say
 [bad word] through the door
but they're expecting more
of an interesting man
sometimes I think I can
but how much can I fake
I'll speak until I break
with every word I say
offend in every way

You tell me to relax
and listen to these facts
that everyone's my friend
and will be till the end
but know this much is [bad word] no matter what I do
no matter what I say
offend in every way