I wanna be a  offender
I want to offend you with my 
I dont care for your gender
Im offensive in your bed

I wanna wear suspenders
yeah and spank your botty too
And well be  offenders
Offenders, me and you

Oh at a party just for two Well make love and taboo Oh I dont know what to do, cos Im so in  with you
Theyll be watching in the doorway And then theyll burst in & take us away, lock us up
for forty days 
I wanna  up your agenda
I want to pencil you in for 
I want you to remember
My extended train love wreck
I wanna be the main offender
love you in the head
I want to be a bender
and bend you in my bed!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ba ba baby
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh la la lady!