Verse 1:
This year, instead of movies or a motorcycle please
There's just one thing that I want under the tree
I'm just asking you for the single perfect girl of my dreams
Like an angel who is five-eight and divine
If she plays hard to get then that will be just fine
Because I'll call the tooth fairy and ask her for some advice
 [bad word] 
if Santa [bad word] through this year
I'll have my dream girl, only she'll be real
 [bad word] 
It may seem like I play my video games all the time
It's just because I don't have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
But grant me a Christmas wish
pair of red lips for me to kiss
Under this mistletoe that's hanging here

Verse 2:
Now I, I understand you've gotta give to get
I promise you that I did not forget
Gotta leave some milk and cookies out for her tonight
I hope that she [bad word] down the chimney
And when she's standing there all dirty and ashy
I'll offer her a shower and I will lay out a towel
 [bad word] 
if Santa [bad word] through this year
I'll have my dream girl, only she'll be real
 [bad word] 
It may seem like I play my video games all the time
It's just because I don't have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
But grant me a Christmas wish
pair of red lips for me to kiss
Under this mistletoe that's hanging here

Bridge (Kristina):
Excuse me, you are out of hot water
Got all this soot off but now I'm really cold
This power rangers towel is faded at best and
I think your drainpipe is growing mold
You know Christmas girlfriends only
stick around for just a day or two
You've got less than twenty hours now
to prove your love for me is [bad word] 

I could really see a future for us both
I feel ready to walk aisles and take oaths
I wish she wouldn't have to disappear at midnight
 [bad word] 
It may seem like I play my video games all the time
It's just because I don't have a fairytale girlfriend who is mine
But grant me a Christmas wish
pair of red lips for me to kiss
Under this mistletoe thatss hanging here

Don't leave at midnight