Well I don't mind working 
cause I used to be jerking off
Most of my time in the the bars
I been a cabby and a stock clerk 
and a soda fountain jock jerk
and a manic mechanic on cars
it's nice work if you can get it 
now who the [bad word] said it
I got money to spend on my girl
but the work never stops 
and I'll be busting my chops
Working for Joe & Sal

and I can't wait to get off work 
and see my baby
she said she'd leave the porch lite 
on for me
I'm disheveled I'm disdainful
I'm distracted and it's painful
but this job sweeping up here is 
gainfully employing me tonight

Tom do this Tom do that 
Tom don't do that
count the cash clean the oven 
dump the trash oh your lovin 
is a rare and a copasetic gift
I'm a moonlight watchmanic
it's hard to be romantic
(sweeping up over by the 
cigarette machine
sweeping up over by the cigarette machine)

and can't wait to get off work 
and see my baby
she'll be waiting up with a magazine for me
clean the bathrooms, clean um good
oh you're lovin I wish you [bad word] down here and sweepameoffmyfeet
this broom'll have to be my baby
if I hurry I just might 
get off before the dawns early light