Well it`s 7:45 on Friday morning,
He just crawled outta bed.
He stayed too long at the Chicken again
And he`s got an achin` head.
He`s got an 8-o`clock at Heldenfels
His prof speaks Japanese.
Went broke on beer and Mr. Bills
Now he lives on bread and cheese.

He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie and he just don`t give a [bad word] That he`s got 3 parking tickets
And he`s on sco-pro again
But the bonfire`s built 
And Varsity`s horns have been sawed right off his head,
He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie 
And he will be `til he`s dead.

Well it`s Wednesday morning at Gollie Rollie
His sports pass in his hand
He`s been waitin` three days in the blazin` sun
Just to be with his twelfth man
But after fumbles and interceptions
He takes his girlfriend`s hand
But the game don`t mean a thing to her
She`s just there to see the band

He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie and he just don`t give a [bad word] That he`s got 6 parking tickets
And he`s on sco-pro again
But the bonfire`s built 
And Varsity`s horns have been sawed right off his head,
He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie 
And he will be `til he`s dead.

Well he goes down to the Dixie Chicken
He`s dunking his ring tonight
He`s there at 6:30,
He thought it`d be early
But there ain`t a table in sight
So he buys his pitcher anyway
And he drops his ring on in
Singing, `the road goes on forever 
And the party never ends`!

He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie and he just don`t give a [bad word] That he`s got 9 parking tickets
And he`s on sco-pro again
But the bonfire`s built 
And Varsity`s horns have been sawed right off his head,
He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie 
And he will be `til he`s dead.

Well it`s one-o`clock
And `Goodnight Irene` is blarin` through the place
He parked about 50 blocks away
So he ain`t got time to waste
When he finally makes it to his car
He stands up on his feet
He says, `Boy`s lets head to Taco Cabana,
I think I need somethin` to eat.`

He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie and he just don`t give a [bad word] That he`s got 12 parking tickets
And he`s on sco-pro again
But the bonfire`s built 
And Varsity`s horns have been sawed right off his head,
He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie 
And he will be `til he`s dead.

Well he picks up a `Battalion`
Just to see what`s going on
But all he finds to read about
Is what we`re doin` wrong
`This school`s too [bad word] conservative!`
I guess they want us to be
Like all the hippies down in Austin
Wearin` orange and sippin` tea.

He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie and he just don`t give a [bad word] That he`s got 12 parking tickets
And he`s on sco-pro again
But the bonfire`s built 
And Varsity`s horns have been sawed right off his head,
He`s a fightin` Texas Aggie 
And he will be...`til he`s dead.