Get on your dancing shoes 
There's one thing on your mind 
Oh, been there looking for you 
Sure you'll [bad word]  through 
Oh and the [bad word]  shock, horror 
You've seen your future bride 
Oh, but it's oh so absurd 
For you to say the first word 
So you're waitin'n'waitin'n... 

The only reason that you came 
So what ya scared for? 
Oh don't you always do the same 
It's what ya there for, don't ya know.. 

The lights are flashing 
Down in here tonight 
And so'm I exchange a glance 
Looking pretending to dance 

Don't act like it's not happening 
As if its impolite 
To go and mention your name 
Instead you'll just do the same 
As they all do, and hope for the best... 

The only reason that you came 
So what ya scared for? 
Well don't ya always do the same 
It's what ya there for, oooo yaaa!! 

Get on your dancing shoes 
You y little swine 
Oh, been there looking for you 
Sure you'll [bad word]  through 

Oh and the [bad word]  shock, horror 
You've seen your future bride 
Oh, but it's oh so absurd 
For you to say the first word 
So you're waitin'n'waaaaaaaaaohhh...!