Its time for everybody 
to have a christmas party 
Everyone but me Ill step outside 
boycott your office party 
No secret santa for me 
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway 
Cuz I dont wanna go, 
where happy days are snow 
Id rather stay where frosty melts in the sun July 4 parade lynchburg lemonade 
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)  
Deck the halls with bells of holly 
tis the season to be jolly but, 
I hate christmas 
Im glad it [bad word] one time a year 
Its time for everybody 
to head out christmas shopping 
Everyone but me Ill stay inside 
No presents under your tree 
that have a nametag for me 
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide 
I dont wanna go 
where shopping lines are slow 
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one 
bud on ice in may,
a lazy summer day 
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun 
(now everybody sing)  
Deck the halls with bells of holly 
tis the season to be jolly but, 
I hate christmas 
Im glad it [bad word] one time a year 
It was the night before christmas 
and all through the house 
All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout 
I woke from my sleep, heard [bad word] the boom 
I knew that santa would [bad word] soon 
On dascher on [bad word]  on blitzen 
I yelled shut up yall, but they wouldnt listen 
And then he came down with his belly of jello 
He says "where the ladies at cuz 
Im a real jolly fellow" 
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight 
Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night  
Deck the halls with bells of holly 
tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas 
Im glad it [bad word] one time a year  
Deck the halls with bells of holly 
tis the season to be jolly but, 
I hate christmas 
Im glad it [bad word] one time a year 
Cuz I hate christmas,
Im glad it [bad word] one time a year 
Cuz I hate christmas, 
Im glad it [bad word] one time a year