Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy
 So many ballsacks for me to grabby
 [bad word] in all colors, sizes and shapes
 Some like pears and some like grapes
 Long and tall, round and wide
 Loose and tight and after one side
 There’s ballsacks of all different kind
 There’s only one type I don’t like

 Hairy ballsacks are my one …
 Hairy ballsacks make me dry eave
 Shaving’s the key, to be a ball hair free
 So please shave your ballsack, shave your ballsack for me

 You can do it in the gym, while you’re in the steam
 You can do it in the shower, with your favorite shaving cream
You can do it with the clippers, you can do it with the razor
 If you want it gone forever, you can do it with the laser
 You can shave your ballsack anywhere, I don’t care, if the people stare
 Cause the most important thing for me
 Is all your ballsacks hair free

 Shave your ballsacks but don’t you just one
 Shave your ballsacks, it’s doodles and fun
 Smooth and silky is the way to be
 So please shave your ballsacks, shave your ballsacks for me
 Or I’ll do it for you
 shave your ballsacks, shave your ballsacks for me.