This is Admiral [bad word] to base camp
 it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
 and I have no experience with this type of [bad word] 
 Who should I call for help?

 Vader:
 It's the V to the to the D-E-R (Vader!)
 [bad word]  the Death Star!
 With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
 [bad word] you up no matter who you are!

 Palpatine:
 Tell the [bad word] 'bout the sheer Dark Side!
 Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
 And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't [bad word] 

 Vader:
 And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

 Yoda:
 Oh, [bad word]  Yoda on the scene,
 900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
 [bad word] on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

 Lando:
 Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black [bad word] s thicker.

 Chewbacca:
 Wookie yell

 Lando:
 Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
 I had Leia all [bad word] wanting to do me.

 Luke:
 Shut the [bad word] up man! Leia's my sister!
 The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

 Ben Kenobi:
 Luke! Use the force before
 intercourse, but Luke!
 Don't forget! [bad word] ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

 (Ohh!)

 Luke:
 Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
 The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
 Vader ain't [bad word]  his head's cut up and split!
Find More lyrics at www [bad word]  He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

 (Dark Side!)
 Vader:
 The one who brings remorse to this [bad word] universe.

 (Rebels!)
 Luke:
 You know we'll [bad word] win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

 (Dark Side!)
 Palpatine:
 I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

 (Rebels!)
 Yoda:
 You also feel Vader's [bad word] in you. [bad word] 

 Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap

 Han Solo:
 Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat [bad word] slug!
 Fake gold chains? You sorry [bad word] thug!
 Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed [bad word] 
 trap door to the Rancor. sound of someone falling

 C3PO:
 Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
 I'm a [bad word] man's golden fantasy!
 Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
 ten million forms of [bad word] positioning.
 For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
 but R2-D2 gives it up for free. R2-d2 squeaks
 R2-D2, watch your language!
 Always having  with robotic strangers!

 Jar Jar Binks:
 Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
 Meesa like to fight and [bad word] yo wife.
 Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
 Meesa will [bad word] you with me tongue.
 Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
 Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
 Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
 Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna [bad word]