Oh [bad word] 

Lets talk about [bad word]  I'm talking 36, 24, 36 inches
Now fella's don't act all politically correct
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but you do have a [bad word] And that means you like [bad word]  a nice tight one to tuck in
If you're lucky bust a nut in
There ain't a [bad word] thing wrong with that
There ain't a grown man who don't like to hit it from the back.

Dudes love [bad word]  [bad word] love [bad word] 
If your [bad word] with them [bad word]  
Start [bad word] with [bad word] before your [bad word] gets sick.
Dudes love [bad word]  [bad word] love [bad word]  [bad word] sells, someone's gotta pay the bills, go on and get your kicks.
Dudes love [bad word]  [bad word] love [bad word] 
If your [bad word] with them [bad word]  
Start [bad word] with [bad word] before your [bad word] gets sick.
Dudes love [bad word]  [bad word] love [bad word]  [bad word] sells, someone's gotta pay the bills.

I must apologize to all the mothers and sisters
But its the [bad word]  dudes love to [bad word] [bad word] 

Most dudes like a broad with class, 
But they'll stick [bad word] a [bad word] just to get a piece of [bad word] Type of girl don't matter how old, skirt so [bad word] short
Their first born gonna catch a cold
You think that [bad word] will help you meet a man?
Yeah, he'll [bad word] you and leave, he'll never call again
Most guys aren't looking for a soul mate
Some girls would poke their [bad word] eyes out to get a blind date.

Dudes love [bad word]  [bad word] love [bad word] 
If your [bad word] with them [bad word]  
Start [bad word] with [bad word] before your [bad word] gets sick.
Dudes love [bad word]  [bad word] love [bad word]  [bad word] sells, someone's gotta pay the bills, go on and get your kicks.
Dudes love [bad word]  [bad word] love [bad word] 
If your [bad word] with them [bad word]  
Start [bad word] with [bad word] before your [bad word] gets sick.
Dudes love [bad word]  [bad word] love [bad word]  [bad word] sells, someone's gotta pay the bills.

I must apologize to all the mothers and sisters
But its the [bad word]  dudes love to [bad word] [bad word] 

Your young, have some fun, go live your life
Just remember you can't make a ho a housewife. [bad word] 
Your young, have some fun, go live your life
Just remember you can't make a ho a housewife.

Your young, have some fun, go live your life
Just remember you can't make a ho a housewife.