Now, here's a very entrancing phrase,
It will put you in a daze,
To me it don't mean a thing,
But it's got a very peculiar swing!

Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz!),
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zou-ou-ou-ou!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zou-ou-ou-ou!),
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zoz-zee-zoh-zay!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zoz-zee-zoh-zay!),
Zoz-zaz-zuh-zuh-zay!
(Zoz-zah-zuh-zuh-zay!).

Now, zaz-zuh-zaz was handed down
From a bloke down in Chinatown;
It seems his name was Smoky Joe,
And he used to hi-de-hi-de-ho.

Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!),
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!),
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zou!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zou!),
Zaz-zuh-zay-ay-ay-ay!
(Zaz-zuh-zay-ay-ay-ay!).

Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh!
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-chi-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz!
Chi-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zou!
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!

When Smoky Joe came into town
And he kicked the gong around,
Any place that he would go
Minnie the Moocher she was sure to go,

With her zaz-zuh-zaz,
(With her zaz-zuh-zaz),
And who zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaaz-zaz-zuh!
(And who zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaaz!),
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zuh-zaz-zuh-zuh-zaz-zuh-zuh-zaz-zuh!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zuh-zaz-zuh-zuh-zaz-zuh-zuh-zaz-zuh!),
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!).

It makes no difference where you go,
There's one thing that they sure do know:
There's no need for them to be blue,
For the zaz-zuh-zaz will always see them through!

Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz!),
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zay!),
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zee!
(Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-zee!),
He zuh-zaz-zuh-zooy!
(He zuh-zaz-zuh-zooy!).
 [bad word] to-zen-to-bun-to-bee-gee-bee-zaz-zuh-zaz-zee-dee-ree-buh-to-loo-loo-boz-zot!
Zaz-zuh-zaz-zuh-dee-ree-buh-loo-loo-buh-loo-lel-bol-lel-lol-lou-oo!