* Narrator: (spoken)Will somebody PLEASE cue that boy?
      [bad word]  Samurai Pizza Cats (Oh yeah)
      Narrator: Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
      [bad word]  Samurai Pizza Cats (Right on)
      Narrator: They're stampin' out crime and you know that ain't baloney.
      There's Speedy Cerviche he's the leader of the bunch.
      [bad word]  That's right
      Narrator: heck of a fighter (Whoa!)
      Makes a heck of a lunch
      And little Polly Esther who's never afraid (That's me)
      Of going into battle when the bad guys invade
      There's Guido Anchovy
      wild romantic rover
      This cat gets down, down with a love hangover
      [bad word]  [bad word] the Pizza Cats
      Narrator: They're so bad
      They've got more fur than any turtle ever had.
      [bad word]  They're stronger than old cheese (Stronger than old cheese)
      [bad word]  They're stronger than dirt (Stronger than dirt)
      [bad word]  If you step on their tails (Polly meows)
      [bad word]  And you're gonna get hurt (Don't hurt me!)
      [bad word]  Samurai Pizza Cats
      Narrator: They're fighting crime
      [bad word]  All over town
      [bad word]  4, 3, 2, 1. Pizza Cats are on [bad word]       Narrator: The Big Cheese is the villan, who's lower than low
      It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo
      We've got a nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crows
      As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show
      Sit right back, pick up your feet, turn the sound up high
      And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza-pie!
      [bad word]  Samurai Pizza Cats (narrator laughs as Speedy falls into the sea)