Ladies & gentlemen 
Whores & [bad word] 
Step right up, behind this curtain 
Is where all your [bad word] to life 
This is a place where you can escape 
 [bad word] to candyland! 

Let me show you my game (watch! ) 
I put those shoes to shame (ooh! ) 
These rhymes sat alright 
Make you wanna [bad word] all night 
When we take off our clothes (ahh...) 
She sucks me 'til it grows 

I'll [bad word] her face so hard 
She is my wild card (sweet! ) 
My sticky lollipop 
It's such a sweet gumdrop 
I'm bout to explode 
It feels too good to stop 
Just taste my tootsie roll 
 [bad word] my icicle 
I gotta get my fix 
Please lick my pixie stick 

 [bad word] to candyland 
I'll split your [bad word] in two 
So take me by my head 
Lick it up, slide it down 
And satisfy my sweet tooth 
 [bad word] to candyland 
You'll wanna [bad word] me twice 
I'll be your gingerbread man 
1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice! 

Candyland! candyland! 

Just close your eyes and dream 
fantasy so extreme 
I'll take you by the hand 
This is my candyland 
You are my sweet playground 
Swallow, my love... 'til you drown 
I'll be your back door man 
 [bad word] to my candyland 

 [bad word] to candyland 
I'll split your [bad word] in two 
So take me by my head 
Lick it up, slide it down 
And satisfy my sweet tooth 
 [bad word] to candyland 
You'll wanna [bad word] me twice 
I'll be your gingerbread man 
1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice! 

You want my [bad word] (mine! ) 
But it's mine 
So take a number 
And get in line (what! ) 
Whipped cream and astroglide 
Take off my wrapper 
And slip n' slide 

Sticky like a lollie (*gasp*) 
Blow me 'til I pop (*pop*) 
You can sample all my flavors 
At my candyshop 

Cumshots and gumdrops (ahh! ) 
Double fists and blow pops 
Trick or treat 
Squeeze my meat 
Give me something sweet to eat 

Slip n' slide on my face 
You got that flavor, what a taste! 
Lick it red hawt (sssttttzzzz) 
Like a candy cane (mmm...) 
You'd think I was a zombie 
By the way I give you brain (mmm! ) 

 [bad word] to candyland 
I'll split your [bad word] in two 
So take me by my head 
Lick it up, slide it down 
And satisfy my sweet tooth 
 [bad word] to candyland 
You'll wanna [bad word] me twice 
I'll be your gingerbread man 
1st time naughty, and 2nd time nice! (mmm! )